“Is That Smut?” Jesus Bookmark

Ever feel like someone’s watching you while you flip through those extra steamy chapters? Well, now someone is.

Introducing the “Is That Smut?” Jesus Bookmark – the hilariously judgmental (yet loving) page holder you didn’t know you needed. Crafted with divine precision on a 3D printer, this bookmark features Jesus himself peeking over the page with a raised brow and the all-too-familiar question:
“Is That Smut?”

Whether you’re knee-deep in a romance novel, a spicy fanfic, or just something with too many abs on the cover, Jesus is here to keep you humble.

Features:

• Judgy but forgiving expression
• Light, durable, and blessed with high-quality PLA plastic
• Slides into your book holier-than-thou (but won’t bend your pages!)
• Perfect for gifting, laughing, or subtly calling out your book club friend

Great for readers who like their literature a little sinful and their bookmarks sanctified. Warning: may inspire sudden bouts of self-reflection (or giggles).

Because nothing says “accountability” like the Son of God asking, “Is That Smut?”